Bulletproof...I Wish I Was

thirstfollower:

theycallme-dick:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

remember the guy who played Dustin in Zoey 101?

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look at him now

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and remember the guy who played Chase?

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look at him now

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remember the guy who played logan?

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look at him now

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how do you arrest weed??

cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

bagmilk:

swellower:

communistbakery:

swellower:

who is the most honest rapper

trusta rhymes

tru chainz

Abraham Lincoln

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)


by The Collaborationist
mothernaturenetwork:

New NASA photo may show birth of new Saturn moonThe potential new moon object has been christened ‘Peggy,’ and it may turn out to be the last moon Saturn produces.

mothernaturenetwork:

New NASA photo may show birth of new Saturn moon
The potential new moon object has been christened ‘Peggy,’ and it may turn out to be the last moon Saturn produces.

lordoftheinternet:

never forget that loud rock n roll is the most important thing in the universe

floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

nosdrinker:

codeinewarrior:

girls just wanna have f

ood poisoning